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Steve. [Nov. 13th, 2009|07:53 pm]
Chip Tankgirl
So something that I didn't expect when I signed up for Whiskerino is that I'd be in a beard collective with a bunch of young fathers. Like at least half of the people competing have submitted pictures of them with their kids, and it looks really fun. I really want to marry a woman and have a kid or two and grow a nice beard and wear a lot of button up shirts that are, like, a green plead and wear thick frame glasses and maybe own a couple of urban vinyl that my friends made and buy cool alternative toys for my kids and have a job and make my kids watch Tarkovsky movies so that later on in life they'll be really patient, and I could learn how to skateboard, and I could change my name to Steve, and then my friends could be like 'Oh hey, are you going to Steve and Luann's house for Nick's first birthday party?' when they talk to each-other, and we could move someplace that's more woodsy, like Canada, and I could be really nice and a really cool parent. If anyone knows a woman with kids who would let me role play this fantasy with her and them until I get it out of my system (it should take about 3 days), please give her my name.
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[User Picture]From: natane
2009-11-14 04:05 am (UTC)
me also.
as we only know each other a little, and online... is offering to roleplay this creepy?
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[User Picture]From: chiptankgirl
2009-11-14 08:52 pm (UTC)
Wait, who are you?
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[User Picture]From: natane
2009-11-14 11:24 pm (UTC)
hmmm, i thought we were in a community together; apparently not.
you friended me a while back..
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[User Picture]From: chiptankgirl
2009-11-15 10:06 pm (UTC)
Okay, well you seem nice. So does this mean you have kids?
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[User Picture]From: natane
2009-11-16 12:29 am (UTC)
nope.
i feel, however, as the temporary nature of the fantasy would be more suited to a situation involving foster children or maybe nieces/nephews sleeping over for three days. haha.
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[User Picture]From: chiptankgirl
2009-11-17 06:01 am (UTC)
Okay, so here's the deal. I don't want to let you down, but I was really joking about the whole role play thing. Part of me wants to say 'Well, she seems nice enough. What's the harm?' but really I just don't see how pretending to be married with children to someone who lives far away and all is going to payoff. Can you dig it?
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